One of my friends (quoting me, I believe) said I can’t draw hands … I CAN DRAW HANDS PERFECTLY MEDIOCORE-LY.
Stupidly melodramatic lyric by a stupid artist I can’t believe I’m quoting BUT GOSHDARNIT I FEEL LIKE IT.
When a man loves a woman … he connects his parasitic mind robot to hers, and they do bad things. It’s very romantic.
I made myself a birthday card. This would not be an appropriate card to give Whitney Houston.