Today is this dude’s birthday! Cool!
Do you also know somebody who was born and is still living? You can buy this card for them here.
The highest compliment.
You can buy this for the manatee-lover in your life. Or as an insult gift for non-manatee-lovers.
Beware of sharks. They get into your watercolors and make a terrible mess.
Hank Green : The King Midas of the Internet
That is to say, everything he touches in online content turns to gold. The comparisons stop there because he uses his power extremely admirably.
My friend David posted the following tweets:

And I was so tickled by the mental image of David all nonchalantly eating cookies while a little girl was being mercilessly attacked by seagulls that I had to doodle it, and that doodle turned into a digital painting.