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Flowchart: Should You Catcall Her? | Playboy →

Anti-catcalling flowchart made for Playboy, of all places.

— 1 day ago with 10 notes
#cat calling 
She suggested I not give the monsters piggyback rides. Or at least not give them alone. 

She suggested I not give the monsters piggyback rides. Or at least not give them alone. 

— 5 days ago with 2 notes
#watercolors  #artistsontumblr  #monsters  #guysthisshitisrealdeepokay 

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There are two sides to every happily ever after.

Finish reading If Disney Villains Had Heartfelt Obituaries

Gaston will always be my favorite Disney prince.

— 1 week ago with 3958 notes
Sometimes you’re just this Gollum-like creature just munchin’ on some doves and then you find unconditional love from the blue ghost lady. IDK, NBD, Tuesday afternoon amirite.

Sometimes you’re just this Gollum-like creature just munchin’ on some doves and then you find unconditional love from the blue ghost lady. IDK, NBD, Tuesday afternoon amirite.

— 1 week ago with 4 notes
#colored pencil  #womanatee  #lastofthefreakyshit  #sketch 
It’s pretty cool we’re just these gross piles of blood and flesh, and we manage to find other piles we connect with. I guess this is a weird way to express appreciation for friendship, but I have some pretty weird friends.

It’s pretty cool we’re just these gross piles of blood and flesh, and we manage to find other piles we connect with. I guess this is a weird way to express appreciation for friendship, but I have some pretty weird friends.

— 2 weeks ago with 10 notes
#womanatee  #sketch  #weird  #friendship  #watercolor 
Graphite, colored pencils.

my scanner’s too small to handle this jelly

Graphite, colored pencils.

my scanner’s too small to handle this jelly

— 2 weeks ago with 4 notes
#colored pencil  #graphite  #sketch  #womanatee  #artists on tumblr 

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The Boogie Man wasn’t nearly as scary as your super-creepy Landlord…

Finish reading 7 People Who Still Scare You Even Though You’re a Grown-Ass Adult

SPOILER: Everyone scares me. 

— 3 weeks ago with 917 notes
The Manchild — A melodramatic, angst-ridden heap of art therapy for you. Coulda been straight from my high school sketchbooks. SORRY, VERY DEEPY SORRY. 

The Manchild — A melodramatic, angst-ridden heap of art therapy for you. Coulda been straight from my high school sketchbooks. SORRY, VERY DEEPY SORRY. 

— 3 weeks ago with 4 notes
#watercolor  #ink  #sketchbook  #angsty 

collegehumor:

The Rorschach Test of logos!

Finish reading If Logos Were Extremely Literal

New article I wrote/designed that I hope will result in Sherwin-Williams rebranding *fingers crossed* 

— 1 month ago with 1696 notes
#womanatee  #logos 
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Start your month off right and come see CollegeHumor LIVE in Los Angeles on Tuesday, July 1st. It will be the funniest show with the most beautiful people you’ll ever see. Get your tickets now.

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RSVP for tix! 

Start your month off right and come see CollegeHumor LIVE in Los Angeles on Tuesday, July 1st. It will be the funniest show with the most beautiful people you’ll ever see. Get your tickets now.

Come see CollegeHumor LIVE! We want you there. We NEED you there.

I designed this poster! 

— 1 month ago with 94 notes