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I am a manatee trapped in a woman's body. Woe is me.


An Honest Tween Magazine →

Look ma, all my years of reading teenybopper magazines have finally paid off!

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What Women Want in Bed →

A super sexy article I wrote for CollegeHumor. 

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I hear honest communication is important. 

I hear honest communication is important. 

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collegehumor:

Swipe right for the magic kingdom of Tinder

Finish reading If Disney Characters Met on Tinder

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If Disney Characters Met on Tinder →

New article I wrote/designed for CollegeHumor. You might recognize it from CBS’s new television series “How I Disappointed My Mother.” 

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#lol  #collegehumor 
8 Kids TV Shows & Their Adult Equivalents →

(via collegehumor)

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The best compliments are OutKast lyrics. 

The best compliments are OutKast lyrics. 

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#valetine's day  #doodle 
6 Romantic Songs That AREN'T ROMANTIC AT ALL →
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